Ellythe • cali girl • IHS • 16 • 022713 ❤
I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.
but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.
Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?
The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.
pros to buying a pizza: pizza
cons to buying a pizza: buying
if my jokes offend you:
- i’m sorry
- it won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- you’re a pussy
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
Me every night: I don't need to sleep.
Me every morning: I need to sleep for 3 days straight.
I wish I had google as a brain
doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices